Special note: All of the ImaNewbies present in this comic strip are fakes and are in no way related to the one, the only, the official ImaNewbie. I would like to give credit to Tryon, the creator of ImaNewbie, to acknowledge that the character ImaNewbie is his creation, and thank him for creating all of the confusion over how to treat imposter ImaNewbies when other people see them. I couldn't have done it otherwise. Finally, if, after reading this comic, you say to yourself, "wow! that sounds just like me," seek professional help. PLEASE!!!