Note: this comic is a realization of an idea, taken to the extreme, that someone posted on the message board. It was suggested that a filter be created that would convert all spoken text to a Shakespearean style of speech. It is my intent to show how silly such an idea could become if it were to fall into the wrong hands. For the uninitiated, all of the text spoken by our PK friends are direct quotes or slightly modified paraphrases from the various works of William Shakespeare. I suspect that those who had to sit through the same Shakespeare Lit classes I did will find this especially amusing given the context.