Note: this comic is a realization of an idea,
taken to the extreme, that someone posted on the message board.
It was suggested that a filter be created that would convert all
spoken text to a Shakespearean style of speech. It is my intent
to show how silly such an idea could become if it were to fall
into the wrong hands. For the uninitiated, all of the text spoken
by our PK friends are direct quotes or slightly modified
paraphrases from the various works of William Shakespeare. I
suspect that those who had to sit through the same Shakespeare
Lit classes I did will find this especially amusing given the
context.